
a dust broom, a skimpy lacy maid outfit, and my wife
a dust broom, a skimpy lacy maid outfit, and my wife
You don't want me to have to do it, do you?????............the dusting!! I wouldn't fit in that outfit!!


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Re: a dust broom, a skimpy lacy maid outfit, and my wife
Who wears the pants, or should I say the lacy maid uniform in your family...
Btw that looks like your neglecting your collection...







Btw that looks like your neglecting your collection...

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Captain Wild Bill Kelso: My what?
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Captain Wild Bill Kelso: [fires his airplane's guns] AHHHH!
Re: a dust broom, a skimpy lacy maid outfit, and my wife
Looks like you live with the munsters 

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Re: a dust broom, a skimpy lacy maid outfit, and my wife
ram04 wrote:Looks like you live with the munsters



Re: a dust broom, a skimpy lacy maid outfit, and my wife
Good trades: C00per, pcb122605, digger, vulgarvulture X2, General Blasto X2, Light.Inf.Scout, V2 Man, Sentinel, xddave, grunt1
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Re: a dust broom, a skimpy lacy maid outfit, and my wife
The Munsters? Yikes, that's right out of an Egyptian tomb!
Re: a dust broom, a skimpy lacy maid outfit, and my wife
cheeky clean???
why'd you have to go and ruin a perfectly good family oriented thread?
why'd you have to go and ruin a perfectly good family oriented thread?
Re: a dust broom, a skimpy lacy maid outfit, and my wife
mikeg wrote:cheeky clean???
why'd you have to go and ruin a perfectly good family oriented thread?

Sorry
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Swept away?...not likely...
My wife doesn't get turned on watching me cleaning the house (or my toys)...she just thinks of more chores for me to do... 

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Re: a dust broom, a skimpy lacy maid outfit, and my wife
If cleaning turned on my wife I'd have the neatest house in town.
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Re: the neatest house in town
LOL, yeah, likewise, I'd be able to eat off the floor...
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Re: a dust broom, a skimpy lacy maid outfit, and my wife
You guys just haven't taught them right. But like a good dog all women are trainable. Oh, excuse me a moment..."Woman, when you get your clothes back on fetch me a beer. And since it's your birthday you can wait till after you do the breakfast dishes to change the oil in the car." ...now, where was I?
Re: a dust broom, a skimpy lacy maid outfit, and my wife
zzzippper, you must be watching a bunch of fantasy Island reruns




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Re: a dust broom, a skimpy lacy maid outfit, and my wife
ram04 wrote:zzzippper, you must be watching a bunch of fantasy Island reruns![]()
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or hes been single for a long time
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Re: a dust broom, a skimpy lacy maid outfit, and my wife
OK, maybe a swiffer, no skimpy outfit, torso or head shots, and "I can't believe I'm doing this"

thats as close as I can come to training her, if only for a moment.

thats as close as I can come to training her, if only for a moment.
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Re: a dust broom, a skimpy lacy maid outfit, and my wife
What did you bribe her with to get her to dust of your props? I mean women will do stuff they don't like if they get something in return for their misadventures.mikeg wrote:OK, maybe a swiffer, no skimpy outfit, torso or head shots, and "I can't believe I'm doing this"
thats as close as I can come to training her, if only for a moment.
Colonel "Madman" Maddox: Let me hear your guns!
Captain Wild Bill Kelso: My what?
Colonel "Madman" Maddox: Your guns! Ack, ack, ack, ack, ack!
Captain Wild Bill Kelso: [fires his airplane's guns] AHHHH!
Captain Wild Bill Kelso: My what?
Colonel "Madman" Maddox: Your guns! Ack, ack, ack, ack, ack!
Captain Wild Bill Kelso: [fires his airplane's guns] AHHHH!
Re: a dust broom, a skimpy lacy maid outfit, and my wife
Fellas, I'm on my fourth marriage. Yes, you read that right, 4th. If there is anything I know it is WIVES, and finally have a keeper. She would clean them before I knew they needed it, have my dinner ready, and love me longer than I could stand it. If you live long enough, life can be good.
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Re: a dust broom, a skimpy lacy maid outfit, and my wife
YOU DA MAN!
my wife would laugh and walk away if i asked her to dust my stuff. although she does everything else. i havent cut the lawn in 15 years

my wife would laugh and walk away if i asked her to dust my stuff. although she does everything else. i havent cut the lawn in 15 years

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Re: a dust broom, a skimpy lacy maid outfit, and my wife
It appears the old saying " Practice makes perfect " must be true
, of course, I don't believe I could afford to try that many times





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Re: a dust broom, a skimpy lacy maid outfit, and my wife
Hay wait a min! how do we know that is mikegs wife and not mikeg with a blond wig on???



Colonel "Madman" Maddox: Let me hear your guns!
Captain Wild Bill Kelso: My what?
Colonel "Madman" Maddox: Your guns! Ack, ack, ack, ack, ack!
Captain Wild Bill Kelso: [fires his airplane's guns] AHHHH!
Captain Wild Bill Kelso: My what?
Colonel "Madman" Maddox: Your guns! Ack, ack, ack, ack, ack!
Captain Wild Bill Kelso: [fires his airplane's guns] AHHHH!
Re: a dust broom, a skimpy lacy maid outfit, and my wife
damn!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: a dust broom, a skimpy lacy maid outfit, and my wife
thats funny!VMF115 wrote:Hay wait a min! how do we know that is mikegs wife and not mikeg with a blond wig on???![]()


but maybe? NA
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Re: a dust broom, a skimpy lacy maid outfit, and my wife
i showed my wife this and said that zzzippper said a good wife would get it done. she smiled and asked if phone numbers are available so she could give his wife a call.
BE AFFRAID!
BE AFFRAID!

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Re: a dust broom, a skimpy lacy maid outfit, and my wife
zzzippper wrote:Fellas, I'm on my fourth marriage. Yes, you read that right, 4th. If there is anything I know it is WIVES, and finally have a keeper. She would clean them before I knew they needed it, have my dinner ready, and love me longer than I could stand it. If you live long enough, life can be good.
4th!

Surprised you have any money left over to purchase anything, let alone models, zzzippper.

Re: a dust broom, a skimpy lacy maid outfit, and my wife
We're unlisted!AMERICAN_GRENADIER wrote:i showed my wife this and said that zzzippper said a good wife would get it done. she smiled and asked if phone numbers are available so she could give his wife a call.
BE AFFRAID!
Snake, I made all my mistakes early, before I had anything to lose.