a dust broom, a skimpy lacy maid outfit, and my wife

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a dust broom, a skimpy lacy maid outfit, and my wife

Post by mikeg » Sat Sep 11, 2010 11:09 am

You don't want me to have to do it, do you?????............the dusting!! I wouldn't fit in that outfit!!

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Re: a dust broom, a skimpy lacy maid outfit, and my wife

Post by VMF115 » Sat Sep 11, 2010 11:51 am

Who wears the pants, or should I say the lacy maid uniform in your family... :P :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Btw that looks like your neglecting your collection... :lol:
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Post by ram04 » Sat Sep 11, 2010 2:28 pm

Looks like you live with the munsters :lol:

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Post by snake » Sat Sep 11, 2010 4:23 pm

ram04 wrote:Looks like you live with the munsters :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by Tambo » Sat Sep 11, 2010 8:33 pm

Good trades: C00per, pcb122605, digger, vulgarvulture X2, General Blasto X2, Light.Inf.Scout, V2 Man, Sentinel, xddave, grunt1

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Post by zzzippper » Sat Sep 11, 2010 9:27 pm

The Munsters? Yikes, that's right out of an Egyptian tomb!

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Post by mikeg » Sun Sep 12, 2010 5:48 am

cheeky clean???

why'd you have to go and ruin a perfectly good family oriented thread?

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Post by Tambo » Sun Sep 12, 2010 8:00 am

mikeg wrote:cheeky clean???

why'd you have to go and ruin a perfectly good family oriented thread?
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Swept away?...not likely...

Post by c44 » Sun Sep 12, 2010 10:11 am

My wife doesn't get turned on watching me cleaning the house (or my toys)...she just thinks of more chores for me to do... :?
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Post by Tambo » Sun Sep 12, 2010 7:20 pm

If cleaning turned on my wife I'd have the neatest house in town.
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Post by c44 » Sun Sep 12, 2010 9:29 pm

LOL, yeah, likewise, I'd be able to eat off the floor...
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Post by zzzippper » Mon Sep 13, 2010 1:48 am

You guys just haven't taught them right. But like a good dog all women are trainable. Oh, excuse me a moment..."Woman, when you get your clothes back on fetch me a beer. And since it's your birthday you can wait till after you do the breakfast dishes to change the oil in the car." ...now, where was I?

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Post by ram04 » Mon Sep 13, 2010 9:31 am

zzzippper, you must be watching a bunch of fantasy Island reruns :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by AMERICAN_GRENADIER » Mon Sep 13, 2010 4:28 pm

ram04 wrote:zzzippper, you must be watching a bunch of fantasy Island reruns :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
or hes been single for a long time
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Post by mikeg » Mon Sep 13, 2010 5:07 pm

OK, maybe a swiffer, no skimpy outfit, torso or head shots, and "I can't believe I'm doing this"

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thats as close as I can come to training her, if only for a moment.

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Post by VMF115 » Mon Sep 13, 2010 6:28 pm

mikeg wrote:OK, maybe a swiffer, no skimpy outfit, torso or head shots, and "I can't believe I'm doing this"

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thats as close as I can come to training her, if only for a moment.
What did you bribe her with to get her to dust of your props? I mean women will do stuff they don't like if they get something in return for their misadventures.
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Post by zzzippper » Tue Sep 14, 2010 4:58 am

Fellas, I'm on my fourth marriage. Yes, you read that right, 4th. If there is anything I know it is WIVES, and finally have a keeper. She would clean them before I knew they needed it, have my dinner ready, and love me longer than I could stand it. If you live long enough, life can be good.

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Post by AMERICAN_GRENADIER » Tue Sep 14, 2010 7:23 am

YOU DA MAN! :lol:
my wife would laugh and walk away if i asked her to dust my stuff. although she does everything else. i havent cut the lawn in 15 years :D
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Post by ram04 » Tue Sep 14, 2010 8:08 am

It appears the old saying " Practice makes perfect " must be true :o , of course, I don't believe I could afford to try that many times :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by VMF115 » Tue Sep 14, 2010 11:22 am

Hay wait a min! how do we know that is mikegs wife and not mikeg with a blond wig on??? :? :?
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Post by mikeg » Tue Sep 14, 2010 3:15 pm

damn!!!!!!!!!!

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Post by AMERICAN_GRENADIER » Tue Sep 14, 2010 5:23 pm

VMF115 wrote:Hay wait a min! how do we know that is mikegs wife and not mikeg with a blond wig on??? :? :?
thats funny! :lol: :lol:
but maybe? NA
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Post by AMERICAN_GRENADIER » Tue Sep 14, 2010 5:29 pm

i showed my wife this and said that zzzippper said a good wife would get it done. she smiled and asked if phone numbers are available so she could give his wife a call.
BE AFFRAID! :lol:
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Post by snake » Wed Sep 15, 2010 1:23 pm

zzzippper wrote:Fellas, I'm on my fourth marriage. Yes, you read that right, 4th. If there is anything I know it is WIVES, and finally have a keeper. She would clean them before I knew they needed it, have my dinner ready, and love me longer than I could stand it. If you live long enough, life can be good.

4th! :shock:

Surprised you have any money left over to purchase anything, let alone models, zzzippper. :lol:

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Post by zzzippper » Thu Sep 16, 2010 12:04 am

AMERICAN_GRENADIER wrote:i showed my wife this and said that zzzippper said a good wife would get it done. she smiled and asked if phone numbers are available so she could give his wife a call.
BE AFFRAID! :lol:
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