Small Scale Military Headquarters

Hallo ihr samtliche! Ich bin neu dort und auberdem eventuell wirkt das nicht wirklich ein righ Ort, um jene Fragestellung, eine gute ich haufen, doch womoglich hat jemand noch within typ Bogen Papier (Buchbinden), mir ! Es wahrheitsgemäß welche person mit kerl ganzen Sippe zu Russland will, sollte gut darauf achten, dass es bei jedes Familienmitglied eine Einladung und ausserdem das weiterkommen

Google translate didn't help me to understand this.

It says,"Hello, GI - do you have a candy bar?"

I'll admit google translate never works well for anything beyond words or short phrases... Here's how it turned out in its entirety:

Hi all keyed! I am new here and possibly the auberdem does not really righ place to those questions, a good bunch I have, but someone still within womoglich type sheet of paper (book binding), me! It wants that person truthfully guy with the whole clan to Russia should, well make sure that it continues to come each family member an invitation and also the

If I pick the bits of the translation apart, I think he's just a fellow collector, just trying to say hello in the best way he can, noting that he's probably got a good bunch of these models, just like the rest of us...

Willkommen Carola! Mein Deutsch ist nicht sehr gut, aber,
Schreiben sie in die "Off Topic" forum

Maybe one of the guys in Germany can help. It seems Carola in the southwest, just south of Stuttgart.

That´s complete nonsense, even for a guy from Germany!

hallo Carola, Willkommen zu den Foren!!!

Found Dereks final word to us, you figure them out.

Ich bin dumm und wieder verlassen wollen.

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