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Post by dragon53 » Fri Mar 24, 2017 5:32 am

SATURDAY, APRIL 1

STAR WARS: REVENGE OF THE SALACIOUS---sequel underway in which Salacious B. Crumb, who escaped the explosion of Jabba the Hutt's sail barge, seeks revenge on Luke Skywalker, Princess Leia, Han Solo and the rest of the Rebel Alliance. The is the first of a Salacious trilogy.



STAR TREK: BACK TO THE FUTURE---the latest Trek movie has Captain Kirk, Spock, Doctor McCoy and the crew of the starship Enterprise going back into time to 2009 save the Trek franchise from being taken over by JJ Abrams.





JURASSIC PARK: DINOSAURS HAVE FEELINGS, TOO---Universal Pictures sequel underway in which a team of PETA activists and two cute kids free all the blood-thirsty dinosaurs on Isla Nublar. The activists then seek refuge in a Jurassic Park lab when the liberated and hungry dinosaurs salivate at the sight of the PETA members.




THE LONGEST DAY---20th Century Fox all-female remake of the 1962 World War II movie epic is underway with an international all-star cast. The original movie's all-star cast included John Wayne, Robert Mitchum, Henry Fonda, Sean Connery, Richard Burton, Rod Steiger, Robert Wagner, Paul Anka, Peter Lawford, Robert Ryan, George Segal, Edmond O'Brien and Gert Frobe. The remake cast includes:

Jennifer Lawrence---US private, Omaha Beach
Scarlett Johansson---US lieutenant, Omaha Beach
Julia Roberts---US major, Utah Beach
Amy Adams---US interpreter, Omaha Beach
Glenn Close---General Dwight Eisenhower
Jane Fonda---General George S. Patton
Meryl Streep---General Omar Bradley
Julianne Moore---Brigadier General Theodore Roosevelt Jr.
Sigourney Weaver---US Ranger major
Sandra Bullock---US tank commander, Omaha Beach
Emma Stone---US private, Utah Beach
Brie Larson---war photographer Robert Capa, Omaha Beach
Anne Hathaway---US Pathfinder paratrooper
Halle Berry---US captain, Omaha Beach
Natalie Portman---US landing craft commander, Omaha Beach
Bryce Dallas Howard---US paratrooper
Lucy Liu---US corporal, Utah Beach
Kristen Wiig---US ghostbuster, Omaha Beach
Rosie O'Donnell---US Ranger
Michelle Rodriguez---US Ranger
Judi Dench---Winston Churchill
Helen Mirren---Field Marshal Bernard Montgomery
Cate Blanchett---British major, Sword Beach
Emma Watson---British private, Sword Beach
Margot Robbie---Canadian lance corporal, Juno Beach
Charlize Theron---British tank commander, Fury Road
Daisy Ridley---British private, Gold Beach
Felicity Jones---British glider pilot
Emilia Clarke---British paratrooper
Rachel McAdams---Canadian captain, Juno Beach
Evangeline Lilly---RAF Spitfire pilot
Naomie Harris---British SOE agent
Emily Blunt---British paratrooper
Diane Kruger---Field Marshal Erwin Rommel
Noomi Rapace---German major, Omaha Beach
Alicia Vikander---German private, Omaha Beach
Alison Doody---SS Colonel Vogel
Catherine Deneuve---General Charles de Gaulle
Marion Cotillard---French Resistance fighter
Lea Seydoux---French private, Sword Beach
Carole Bouquet---French major, Sword Beach
Eva Green---French Resistance fighter and double agent
Sophie Marceau---mayor, Sainte-Mere-Eglise



John Wayne as Lieutenant Colonel Benjamin Vandervoort in the original THE LONGEST DAY



Jane Fonda as General George S. Patton in the remake THE LONGEST DAY



Helen Mirren as Field Marshal Bernard Montgomery in the remake THE LONGEST DAY



YOU ONLY LIVE THRICE---producers Barbara Broccoli and Michael G. Wilson announced the 25th James Bond movie is a sequel to the 1967 Bond movie YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE that starred Sean Connery and Donald Pleasence. THRICE takes up where TWICE ended with Ernst Stavro Blofeld escaping from the exploding SPECTRE volcano rocket base and fleeing to China where he threatens to destroy Hong Kong and Hawaii with orbiting nuclear satellite bombs unless the US and England pay $1 billion to SPECTRE. Daniel Craig returns as James Bond. Jet Li will play Blofeld. Jackie Chan will play 008 in China. The Bond Girls include Li Bingbing, Fan Bingbing and Zhang Ziyi. The director is John Woo (MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE II).



ALIEN VS SHARKNADO---Ridley Scott and Syfy present the latest in the two classic sci fi franchises. The all-star cast includes Sigourney Weaver, Michael Biehn, Lance Henriksen, Ian Ziering, Tara Reid, David Hasselhoff, Jerry Springer, Mark Cuban, Charo, Lorenzo Lamas, Erik Estrada, Kelly Osbourne, Paris Hilton, Joy Behar, Adrian Zmed, Wayne Newton, David Faustino, Charlie Sheen, Billy Ray Cyrus, Steve Guttenberg, Mischa Barton, Downtown Julie Brown, Matt Lauer and Dan Rather.



AFRICAN QUEEN---remake underway of the classic 1951 John Huston movie that starred Humphrey Bogart and Katharine Hepburn. RuPaul is the star of the remake and will play both roles of Charlie and Rose.



THOR---Jaimie Alexander outed herself in a PEOPLE magazine interview and admitted she is heterosexual and is dating a guy. She said she is not ashamed of her sexuality and that other actresses have contacted her and confessed they are straight, too. Asked if being straight and proud in Hollywood, where most actresses are lesbian or bisexual, has hurt her career, Alexander said she did get a role in Jodie Foster's remake of THE FOX, but that was due to a schedule conflict because she's currently filming THOR: ARM & HAMMER.



DAS REBOOT---Sony Pictures reboot underway of the 1981 Wolfgang Petersen German U-boat movie that starred Jurgen Prochnow. The remake stars Michael Fassbender, Christoph Waltz, Daniel Bruhl and Denzel Washington.



FIFTY SHADES OF BLACK: THE KARDASHIANS---newest X-rated porn movie underway by the Kardashian Klan of Kim, Khloe, Kylie, Kourtney, Kris and Kendall who will have an orgy with 50 black NBA basketball players.The movie will be distributed by Vivid Entertainment, which distributed Kim's porn video with Ray J, and NBA Films.





FEUD: MOONLIGHTING, THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON---the new season is underway for the FX anthology series and focuses on the feud between Cybill Shepherd and Bruce Willis, who just reached movie stardom with DIE HARD, during the run of the ABC comedy detective series.



AMERICAN CRIME STORY---FX Season 5 (see JURASSIC PARK: DINOSAURS HAVE FOOLINGS, TOO).

RESURRECTION OF THE PINK PANTHER---Sony Pictures reboot of the classic comedy franchise is underway. Peter Sellers, Herbert Lom and Burt Kwouk will return via CGI. Director Blake Edwards will return via CGI. The Henry Mancini score will be composed via computerized synthesizer.



TAKEN FOR A RIDE---the fourth movie in the franchise has Bryan Mills (Liam Neeson) trying to rescue his daughter Kim (Maggie Grace), who is kidnapped at her high school after human traffickers mistake her for a 36 year-old former PLAYBOY Playmate of the Year. He must travel to Paris because the kidnappers discovered she's really 17 years old and are trying to sell her to Roman Polanski.



THE ACADEMY AWARDS---at the 89th Academy Awards, the BONNIE AND CLYDE duo of Warren Beatty presented the Oscar for Best Picture. Beatty announced the Oscar was for ISHTAR, but Dunaway announced the Best Picture was MOMMIE DEAREST. The Oscar accounting firm of PricewaterhouseCoopers said there was a mistake and the real winner for Best Picture was CATWOMAN.
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Post by [CAT]CplSlade » Fri Mar 24, 2017 5:47 am

dragon53 wrote:FRIDAY, MARCH 24

CASTING JONBENET---trailer released for the Netflix documentary about the JonBenet Ramsey murder.

Trailer link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KMEOaMCJss


HAN SOLO---Walt Disney Company head Bob Iger said the young Han Solo movie covers Solo from 18-24 years old, tells how he acquired the Millennium Falcon and how he met Chewbacca.
Iger added, “You’ll also discover how he got his name."




BENT---synopsis released for movie starring Karl urban, Sofia Vergara and Andy Garcia.

"Bent is a powerful action/suspense/thriller in the classic noir tradition. It’s the redemptive tale of Danny Gallagher (Karl Urban), a shamed and discredited narcotics detective who, upon his release from prison, makes plans to seek revenge on the accuser who framed him and killed his partner. In seeking out the truth of what happened the night his partner was killed, and he was framed, Gallagher investigates the mysterious car bomb murder of a local bookie’s sister. Gallagher soon discovers that the murder is connected to an elaborate conspiracy involving high-stakes treason with major international implications.
The story of the film examines the themes of loyalty and betrayal played out through the vast corruption of our most secret government agencies along with the compelling characters of society’s criminal underbelly. The story’s twists and turns force Gallagher to confront a ruthless, seductive government agent (Sofia Vergara), who may or may not be on his side; and his mentor Murtha (Andy Garcia), a retired cop, who’s fought corruption his entire career."
Okay, so Disney has decided Han Solo is not his real name. Why? What is this need to change things just to change them?

And Bent sounds boring as boring can be.

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