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let it be so

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Beautiful!

Blessed are the meek for they shall inherit the XD. So said the prophet and bequeathed the followers with Toys of Airstrike, a mighty Pickle!, a cunning Hun and a wizard who cast Working Komets from the Sky!

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Holy Cow Guys...

cut and paste a copy for Christmas - we all need a laugh - or an audio version on MP3 I think I could do that....

all said in a more innocent time

grunt1 wrote:mighty Pickle!

Yay, I am in the most Holy of Holy Books!!! Seriously though, this stuff is awesome guys

All those who believe in false rumors and the scales that deceived them shall be cast into the lake of disappointment, with dashed hopes and broken promise, where the B-52, Phantom F-4, and King Tiger will writhe in lost profit, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever by what might have been...

CENT-ONE wrote:All those who believe in false rumors and the scales that deceived them shall be cast into the lake of disappointment, with dashed hopes and broken promise, where the B-52, Phantom F-4, and King Tiger will writhe in lost profit, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever by what might have been...

Where there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth. Also, Barry Manilow shall be present.

Once the great mother poppeth out XD all over the land like the tree of fruitfulness, or Octomom and the deciples picketh up XD like manna from heaven, and the land was plenty and it was good.

Now they wander hither and thither looking for replenishment, but go parched and gaunt throughout the land wondering why has thee forsaken us?

The land was barren of all things XD.

........... and therefore sentenced to the desolate land of purgatory.


- Mitch v MG

MG-42 wrote:........... and therefore sentenced to the desolate land of purgatory.


- Mitch v MG

......With a Bag of Cheetos, a pair of flip flops wearing a wife better tank top and camouflage cargo shorts you shall wounder for all eternity in the isles of the Mart.

VMF115 wrote:......With a Bag of Cheetos, a pair of flip flops wearing a wife better tank top and camouflage cargo shorts you shall wounder for all eternity in the isles of the Mart.

....with the ever present memory of all XD passed over to collect another day. Only to have it never seen again.

thunder rolls across the aisle - then silence-
some look up to the sky-light

Just when the disciples have given up, low and behold an angel cometh and breathe the the breath of life into them, and in their hopes a glimmer of light?....

.... but all is naught......it's just a repaint at twice the price.

When XD flowed like Honey

Rev-XD-ations Chapter 3 verse 1:
To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purchase under the heaven: my children must forge ahead to a new land that is on a new horizon.
XD no longer can be found in the wailing walls of WM.
It can only be found in the Bay of E at two or three times it's worth.
Can there be a new source of XD anywhere in the known kingdoms?
Low, the children of Roy waited...
Razor

There is one.....In a land to the south.
Near a delta you will find Him, He is Pickel And it is Said!!!
He shall bring the King of Tigers to the people of Roy...



the book, it's back.

new chapters added

The Book of Pickel

It is said that the Sam told the maker of XD to bring forth his flocks, "Give me all your XD and more and
give it not to any other". and they obeyed.
The Sam knowith not how to disperse these vast flocks of XD, while the cretin that crawl within the walls
of the place now called walfarts, know not XD.
And the maker of XD perished from the Earth..........
....The people of Roy were without.

From the ridge on the river, near the delta, in the lands to the South came word that the Pickel would
disperse His meager flock of XD among the people of Roy.
He would have an auction of action and the people rejoiced.

the word according to Normandy.

...and so it was all ye of faith who heard the Horten creator were blessed with XD.