Small Scale Military Headquarters

Posted: **Wed Aug 09, 2006 11:06 pm**

The Following Item Is For Trade

Goes by the name Trisha. Lays on the newspaper. Drinks out of the bathroom sink. Is a Terror to hanging airplanes and blowing curtains!! Actually thinks it can jump onto a hanging airplane and nothing will happen! Moved in when girlfriend moved in and was not invited!!! Litter trained but that is debatable. FREE Hairballs!!! LOVES laying on foamboard!!! Plays dead well!! Needs to go!!! HELP!!

This item is in hand, unfortunately:(

Some photos of this fine item!

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http://img99.imageshack.us/my.php?image ... 113tt2.jpg

Of course, this is all in good fun. Please no PM's about actually wanting the item, LOL. Or I will be actually dead! LOL

Posted: **Wed Aug 09, 2006 11:22 pm**

My black and white cat so love to drink out of the faucet. He would sit there and meow till you came along and opened the tap.Cute kitty

Posted: **Thu Aug 10, 2006 3:42 am**

My Boston Terrier (terrorist) ate an XD backpack. Took two days, but it finally came out!

Posted: **Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:52 am**

Wow, that's tough luck guys.

My girlfriend's cats behave as if they don't even notice my hanging planes (plus the fact that they're 6' off the ground helps), and the Pug we have at home doesn't even sniff twice at the XD bits and pieces laying on the floor. If it's not food, or toilet paper on the roll, she could care less.

Posted: **Thu Aug 10, 2006 5:00 am**

My cat, Ripley, loves dice and any kind of miniature game that's going on in our house. She likes 32X battles as well. You have to keep an eye on her. She's a very petite white cat - looks like Hello Kitty. Our other cat, Ra, just likes to have his melon rubbed - no trouble there. Ripley is also the Alpha - go figure.

Now, to help you out, Corey. I suggest getting some rice, stir fried veggies, and soy sauce. You can cook, right? Don't forget the candles - women like candles. You can make Kung Pao Kitty, Peking Pussy, Mandarin Maine Coon, Tai Pei Tabby, General Tso's Cat to name a few. I'll PM you the recipes. You'll be the man after this.

C2000

Posted: **Thu Aug 10, 2006 9:22 am**

PM Sent.
How much are you asking?

eh, my three bring some enjoymemt
they bring the absolute BEST out of me... and that 'best' is usually red..
they have REALLY sharp claws.. i mean really..

Posted: **Thu Aug 10, 2006 9:39 am**

Hmmmm, Catman is in San Antonio. Spanish recipes? Gato con queso? Gato gordo y huevos? Just a thought...

C2000

Posted: **Thu Aug 10, 2006 11:26 am**

How much to ship???? I have a couple already, but could use an extra for trade later....

Posted: **Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:23 pm**

I'm pretty sure I could hang that from the ceiling, but I don't think I could keep it there.

Mark

Posted: **Thu Aug 10, 2006 6:23 pm**

See, cats love 1:18th scale too.