Small Scale Military Headquarters

Here's a particularly cute quote from his page:

I would sit astride a great white steed, face splashed in green, black and crimson, a half-eaten human heart clenched in my snarled and yellowed teeth...broad sword in one hand and feather ladened tomahawk in the other, I would lead my growling band of midget warriors in a series of lightning guerilla raids that would make Bizarro middle earth history. We would hunt down and slaughter all the middle-earth Hippies with extreme prejudice, and let there be no liberal minded politically correct bullshit here--I mean EX-TREME PREJUDICE!!! It would be a bloody and blinding blitzgrieg of genocide against the Hippies and their cowardly hippy culture!! We would move on leaving behind just death, broken Hippy dreams and little bloody boot prints. My Renegade Green Beret Guerilla Midget Raider Warriors would be at my every bidding and after each of our gruesome raids they would sit at my feet, looking at me with their sharp, pointy little teeth, grinning up at me like evil camoflauged elves.

He sounds like a cross between Eric Cartman, Archie Bunker, and a sullen preteen who wears all black and draws Orcs in the margins of his notebook.

Among people he'd like to meet he lists....

drumroll please...

Jack The Ripper and Bigfoot

HA!

If he'd sell some of that stuff instead of smoking it then he would have money to buy toys instead of stealing them.

This guy is NUTS

That is the feces that is created when shame eats too much stupidity.

is it me or this guy is completely nut ?

phil

Definite whack job.

He claims to have been a member of an "elite Special Operations Team". Hmmm. Am I the only person who considers this highly unlikely?

ParatrooperCarbine wrote:He claims to have been a member of an "elite Special Operations Team". Hmmm. Am I the only person who considers this highly unlikely?

The "ELITE Toy Stealing Squad"
They stalk 1/18 scale toys at night, capture them and glue the wrong arms, weapons and equipment to their 1/18 bodies to torture them into revealing the location of the hidden cache of King Tigers!
THE HORROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah right! If that guy was a special forces dude, then I am Amelia Earhart!

Razor17019 wrote:

ParatrooperCarbine wrote:He claims to have been a member of an "elite Special Operations Team". Hmmm. Am I the only person who considers this highly unlikely?

The "ELITE Toy Stealing Squad"
They stalk 1/18 scale toys at night, capture them and glue the wrong arms, weapons and equipment to their 1/18 bodies to torture them into revealing the location of the hidden cache of King Tigers!
THE HORROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah right! If that guy was a special forces dude, then I am Amelia Earhart!

phil

I say we "dust off" and nuke Jerry from space. It's the only way to be sure.
Sounds like Jerry is living in a fantasy world. His story reads like a Tom Clancy novel. If he was a badass once, he certainly isn't now. He looks like he is one pound shy of 400. I guess all that foreign food and women ruined him.

Mark

That reads like a story of some chump trying to impress the girls at a bar. Is it me, or do others think that if one was a Special Ops vet that they wouldn't go posting it all over the web to garner attention. I was not even in the service, but I would think that those fellows are a bit more humble about what they used to do.

Kris

Buckyroo wrote:That reads like a story of some chump trying to impress the girls at a bar. Is it me, or do others think that if one was a Special Ops vet that they wouldn't go posting it all over the web to garner attention. I was not even in the service, but I would think that those fellows are a bit more humble about what they used to do.

Kris

You're correct.

I also notice he lists his body type as "bodybuilder". That may be true, assuming you include building a body out of twinkies.

This guy actualy seems to dream his life. He describe a life he never had and will never have. So I assume he's in fact a poor guy with a poor life who steal toys he never had when he was child. A mass of frustration, no self-esteem, no consideration from the other. An immense waste.

Just my opinion.

phil

ParatrooperCarbine wrote:I also notice he lists his body type as "bodybuilder". That may be true, assuming you include building a body out of twinkies.

ParatrooperCarbine wrote:He claims to have been a member of an "elite Special Operations Team". Hmmm. Am I the only person who considers this highly unlikely?

No.

I figured out his elite Special Operations Team. You just have to think about the way his mind works.

For "Special" think "Special Ed". For "Operations", I'm thinking the missions were probably tough jobs requiring a highly-skilled team. Getting the streaks out of his underpants, for example. And the "Force" is made up of his stuffed animals.

His squad is probably something like this:
Master Sgt. Ruxpin
Cpl. Paddington "Dum-Dum" Bear
Private First Class Polly Prissy-Pants
Winnie the Demolitions Expert
Snuggles the Sniper
Mme. Marie, the captain's inflatable "Specialist"

ParatrooperCarbine wrote:I figured out his elite Special Operations Team. You just have to think about the way his mind works.

For "Special" think "Special Ed". For "Operations", I'm thinking the missions were probably tough jobs requiring a highly-skilled team. Getting the streaks out of his underpants, for example. And the "Force" is made up of his stuffed animals.

His squad is probably something like this:
Master Sgt. Ruxpin
Cpl. Paddington "Dum-Dum" Bear
Private First Class Polly Prissy-Pants
Winnie the Demolitions Expert
Snuggles the Sniper
Mme. Marie, the captain's inflatable "Specialist"

It was very interesting to read up on this Hughes/Napier incident

Incidently, is he still serving time or has he been recruited by Col Trautman for a special ops mission in Vietnam?

gouchy wrote:It was very interesting to read up on this Hughes/Napier incident

Incidently, is he still serving time or has he been recruited by Col Trautman for a special ops mission in Vietnam?

Neither!
I don't think he got any actual time, just probation.
As for special ops mission - maybe we can just drop him into Vietnam - without a parachute!

I hate to be a "told you so", but I said long ago that this DB will serve NO and order NO restitution and NO merchandise will be returned to our guys.

Sometimes I hate being right all the time. This DB skated...

Sorry guys.

TTT

I hate to be a "told you so", but I said long ago that this DB will serve NO and order NO restitution and NO merchandise will be returned to our guys

Not true - a couple of our finest members (Razor & Grunt) actually took the trip to the Police Station and divvied up the confiscated goods to be returned to various members.

My satisfaction came with his bust - which I promised him long ago. As he reads this now I can say "I told you so."

caesarbc wrote:

gouchy wrote:
Incidently, is he still serving time or has he been recruited by Col Trautman for a special ops mission in Vietnam?

I love the Col. Trautman reference. That was great!

toyktdlgh wrote:

caesarbc wrote: I love the Col. Trautman reference. That was great!

phil