Small Scale Military Headquarters

You don't want me to have to do it, do you?????............the dusting!! I wouldn't fit in that outfit!!

Who wears the pants, or should I say the lacy maid uniform in your family...

Btw that looks like your neglecting your collection...

Looks like you live with the munsters

ram04 wrote:Looks like you live with the munsters

The Munsters? Yikes, that's right out of an Egyptian tomb!

cheeky clean???

why'd you have to go and ruin a perfectly good family oriented thread?

mikeg wrote:cheeky clean???

why'd you have to go and ruin a perfectly good family oriented thread?

Sorry

My wife doesn't get turned on watching me cleaning the house (or my toys)...she just thinks of more chores for me to do...

If cleaning turned on my wife I'd have the neatest house in town.

LOL, yeah, likewise, I'd be able to eat off the floor...

You guys just haven't taught them right. But like a good dog all women are trainable. Oh, excuse me a moment..."Woman, when you get your clothes back on fetch me a beer. And since it's your birthday you can wait till after you do the breakfast dishes to change the oil in the car." ...now, where was I?

zzzippper, you must be watching a bunch of fantasy Island reruns

ram04 wrote:zzzippper, you must be watching a bunch of fantasy Island reruns

or hes been single for a long time

OK, maybe a swiffer, no skimpy outfit, torso or head shots, and "I can't believe I'm doing this"



thats as close as I can come to training her, if only for a moment.

mikeg wrote:OK, maybe a swiffer, no skimpy outfit, torso or head shots, and "I can't believe I'm doing this"



thats as close as I can come to training her, if only for a moment.

What did you bribe her with to get her to dust of your props? I mean women will do stuff they don't like if they get something in return for their misadventures.

Fellas, I'm on my fourth marriage. Yes, you read that right, 4th. If there is anything I know it is WIVES, and finally have a keeper. She would clean them before I knew they needed it, have my dinner ready, and love me longer than I could stand it. If you live long enough, life can be good.

YOU DA MAN!
my wife would laugh and walk away if i asked her to dust my stuff. although she does everything else. i havent cut the lawn in 15 years

It appears the old saying " Practice makes perfect " must be true , of course, I don't believe I could afford to try that many times

Hay wait a min! how do we know that is mikegs wife and not mikeg with a blond wig on???

damn!!!!!!!!!!

VMF115 wrote:Hay wait a min! how do we know that is mikegs wife and not mikeg with a blond wig on???

thats funny!
but maybe? NA

i showed my wife this and said that zzzippper said a good wife would get it done. she smiled and asked if phone numbers are available so she could give his wife a call.
BE AFFRAID!

zzzippper wrote:Fellas, I'm on my fourth marriage. Yes, you read that right, 4th. If there is anything I know it is WIVES, and finally have a keeper. She would clean them before I knew they needed it, have my dinner ready, and love me longer than I could stand it. If you live long enough, life can be good.

4th!

Surprised you have any money left over to purchase anything, let alone models, zzzippper.

AMERICAN_GRENADIER wrote:i showed my wife this and said that zzzippper said a good wife would get it done. she smiled and asked if phone numbers are available so she could give his wife a call.
BE AFFRAID!

We're unlisted!

Snake, I made all my mistakes early, before I had anything to lose.