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My spy at Twenty-First Century has bad news and good news. Bad news? The release date for the Avenger has been pushed back to the year 2165. Good news? Using his technical wizardry, Roy Sutherland has built a fully-functioning time machine and will teleport you to 2165 for $50 a pop. Warning: in 2165 an XD Avenger will cost three million dollars. Several wealthy XD collectors have already beamed into the future and purchased their Avengers. Most returned successfully, except for two guys who came back sporting housefly heads!
Heellp Me! Heellp Me! God, I'm bored.

I think this lull in new items are causing some people to halucinate now!!!

Hopefully, just the calm before the storm.