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by VMF115 » Wed Oct 11, 2006 1:29 pm
A/C Official Nickname Unofficial Nicknames
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A-1 Skyraider Spad, Able Dog, Fat Face (A-1E)
A-3D, EA-3B Skywarrior Whale*, All 3 Dead
A-4 Skyhawk Scooter, Mongoose,
Heinemann's Hot Rod
A-6 Intruder Drumstick, Pregnant Guppy, Whale* (KA-6)
A-7 Corsair II SLUF (Short Little Ugly F...er)
A-10 Thunderbolt II Warthog, Hog
A-37 Dragonfly* Dog Whistle, Converter (jet fuel into noise)
B-1 Lancer Bone (B-one), Lawn Dart*
B-2 Spirit Black Knight, Boomerang
B-52 Stratofortress BUFF, Aluminum Overcast*
C-1 Trader ?
C-2 Greyhound ?
C-5 Galaxy Aluminum Overcast*, Cumulus Aluminus,
Big Mac, Fat Albert,
FRED (Foolishly Ridiculous Economic Disaster)**
Linda Lovelace,Queer*
(every time it kneels, it blows something)
C-17 Globemaster III Mighty Mouse, Buddha, Moose, Barney
C-130 Hercules Herky Bird, Hercu-Slease
Vibrator **, Bugsmasher **
C-141 Starlifter Lockheed Lizard (-B mod in Camo),
Tube of Pain, Quarter Pounder (see C-5),
Star Lizard
E-1 Tracer Willie Fudd, Stoof with a Roof
E-2 Hawkeye Hummer
E-3 Sentry, AWACS Frisbee
EA-6B Prowler Queer*, Double Ugly*
EC-130H Hercules* Electric Herc
EC-130E Commando Solo Clipper (pods give it a seaplane look)
EF-111 Raven Sparkvark
ES-3 Shadow Electro-Lux
F-100 Super Sabre Hun, Super Sled
F-101 Voodoo One-Oh-Wonder
F-102 Delta Dagger Deuce
F-104 Starfighter Zipper, Missile With A Man In It, Sled*
Widowmaker (in the Luftwaffe)
F-105 Thunderchief Nickel, Thud, Lead Sled*
F-106 Delta Dart Six
FB-111 (None) Aardvark, Switchblade Edsel, Ramp Vac,
McNamara's Folly
F-117 Nighthawk Black Jet, Goblin, Ghost, BatPlane,
Cockroach, Roach
(they only come out at night)
F-4 Phantom II Rhino, Double Ugly*, Warped Wing,
Bug Basher
F-5A, B Freedom Fighter, Skoshi Tiger
F-5C, E, F Tiger II
F-8 Crusader Mig Master, Crud
F-14 Tomcat Turkey, Bombcat (bomb capable version)
Peeping Tom (equipped w/TARPS)
F-15A/C Eagle Rhodan, Flying Tennis Court,
Starship, Ego Jet
F-15E Strike Eagle Mudhen, Beagle (Bomb Eagle)
F-16 Fighting Falcon Lawn Dart*, Viper, Electric Jet
F/A-18 Hornet Plastic Bug, Bug
F-22 Rapier (Tom Clancy) Lightning II, Raptor
KC-135 Stratotanker Strato-Bladder, Steam Jet,
Fanbird (R version)
KC-10 Extender Snoopy **
OA-37 ? Killer Tweet
OV-10 Bronco ?
S-2 Tracker Stoof
S-3, S-3B Viking Hoover, War Hoover
SR-71 (None) Blackbird, Habu, Sled
T-37 ? Tweety Bird, Tweet, Dog Whistle*
T-38 Talon White Rocket, Smurf (AT-38)
Colonel "Madman" Maddox: Let me hear your guns!
Captain Wild Bill Kelso: My what?
Colonel "Madman" Maddox: Your guns! Ack, ack, ack, ack, ack!
Captain Wild Bill Kelso: [fires his airplane's guns] AHHHH!