CHINESE TANK : 30 lbs !

supersonicfifi · Post by **supersonicfifi** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:59 pm

i found this but still don't know nothing about tanks !

http://cgi.ebay.com/1-18-Hongqi-red-fla ... .m20.l1116

it's not cheap & heavy !!!!!!!

supersonicfifi · Post by **supersonicfifi** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:01 pm

this is the right link for the HEAVY tank : 15 KG = 30 lbs !

http://cgi.ebay.com/1-18-Type-99-Main-B ... 7C294%3A50

King O' Fools · Post by **King O' Fools** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:54 pm

Stopped reading at this point: "reduced sperm from the prototype."

Pa Deuce · Post by **Pa Deuce** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 3:07 pm

but the next sentence is all the more funny because of it

[CAT]CplSlade · Post by **[CAT]CplSlade** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 3:38 pm

Gotta love that Asian-to-English translation.

Post by **aferguson** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 3:42 pm

i have tears coming from my eyes as i type this...

supersonicfifi · Post by **supersonicfifi** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 3:57 pm

OK guys i re-read the sentence and now i get the point ! it's really funny now ! handle with care .... any "Barrel"

It's really chinese translation !!!!

supersonicfifi · Post by **supersonicfifi** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 4:05 pm

but what do you think of the model ?

here is anither strange but cool "hummer" :

http://cgi.ebay.com/1-18-Beijing-Jeep-B ... 7C294%3A30

supersonicfifi · Post by **supersonicfifi** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 4:23 pm

?????

http://cgi.ebay.de/DB-Autotransportwage ... 7C294%3A50

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 6:37 pm

.....so does the 99 battle tank go bang bang or skeet skeet? (gigitty gigitty!)

P47faninchicago · Post by **P47faninchicago** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:18 pm

It always blows me away that these Chinese companies will spends thousands upon thousands of dollars to make these items and won't pony up $50.00 to some English speaking guy to proofread their instructions or advertisements so they don't appear foolish. I see it ALL the time! You think there's not some broke American dude over there that wouldn't jump at the chance to proofread their English for a few bucks? Hell, my 16 year old daughter would do it for 10 dollars. Just bizarre.

P47faninchicago · Post by **P47faninchicago** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:30 pm

Ok, I checked with my daughter and it's official. The name for her new company is "The Institute for Enlgish Proofreading So You Don't Use Reduced Sperm to Describe a Tank, Inc." She works cheap.

Post by **aferguson** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:46 pm

that would be a good gig. You wouldn't even need to speak a word of chinese. They just do their lousy translation, give it to you and then you punch it up for them. You could do it by email.

hmmmmm.......

VMF115 · Post by **VMF115** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 10:11 pm

Barrel can be controlled with an accurate hand movements up and down

OMG I just shoot Pepsi out of my nose.....LOL my sides hurt...

flyboy_fx · Post by **flyboy_fx** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 8:12 am

VMF115 wrote:
Barrel can be controlled with an accurate hand movements up and down
OMG I just shoot Pepsi out of my nose.....LOL my sides hurt...

FIRE!!

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CHINESE TANK : 30 lbs !

CHINESE TANK : 30 lbs !

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ok guys !